Comments on: This Tree Is Lonely http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/ - Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:34:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: to be orange http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-160 to be orange Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:32:16 +0000 http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-160 long live the victory toast. when you mock something inanimate it always comes back to you. not "OMFG who knew it's branches were deadly" but some girl sees it as a tortured soul and decides to heal it, and it shyly tells her he has a crush on her, and their together now and it's laughing at you everytime it walks by, cuz it's got the girl, and you've got anger issues. yea, trees do kinda suck.... long live the victory toast.

when you mock something inanimate it always comes back to you. not “OMFG who knew it’s branches were deadly” but some girl sees it as a tortured soul and decides to heal it, and it shyly tells her he has a crush on her, and their together now and it’s laughing at you everytime it walks by, cuz it’s got the girl, and you’ve got anger issues. yea, trees do kinda suck….

]]> By: may http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-153 may Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:37:10 +0000 http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-153 i agree with will and liz i agree with will and liz

]]> By: liz http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-152 liz Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:36:01 +0000 http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-152 i think this is a brilliant idea !!!!! p.s can i have the tree i think this is a brilliant idea !!!!! p.s can i have the tree

]]> By: Will http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-131 Will Tue, 29 May 2007 21:23:54 +0000 http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-131 what about those irritating fat kids that live in the neighborhood? those ones that follow you and your friends around, and try to make fun of you so they can be "cool" because they made fun of an older kid. they're fun to yell at. sometimes they cry, and they don't screw with you any more. what about those irritating fat kids that live in the neighborhood? those ones that follow you and your friends around, and try to make fun of you so they can be “cool” because they made fun of an older kid. they’re fun to yell at.
sometimes they cry, and they don’t screw with you any more.

]]> By: random nothings http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-104 random nothings Thu, 17 May 2007 06:20:43 +0000 http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-104 you should always yell at your ipod for when it plays bad songs well no not the ipod the artists for making those songs ie. SHUT UP AEROSMITH but then you dont delete it from your ipod cuz secretly you love the song and when nobodies around you sing it as loud and as badly as you can because you want to marry it ... no im not insane NOT ONE BIT you should always yell at your ipod
for when it plays bad songs
well no
not the ipod
the artists
for making those songs
ie.
SHUT UP AEROSMITH
but then you dont delete it from your ipod
cuz secretly you love the song
and when nobodies around
you sing it as loud and as badly as you can
because you want to marry it
…
no im not insane
NOT ONE BIT

]]> By: Mike http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-102 Mike Tue, 15 May 2007 05:14:54 +0000 http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-102 Yelling at anything is a good stress reliever when you don't have a soul. I yell at the following: People TVs Newscaster The News Band members Cats dogs birds squirrels your mother my mother Flowers trees rocks blades of grass whales baby seals (they think they're so damn cute) Yelling at anything is a good stress reliever when you don’t have a soul.

I yell at the following:

People
TVs
Newscaster
The News
Band members
Cats
dogs
birds
squirrels
your mother
my mother
Flowers
trees
rocks
blades of grass
whales
baby seals (they think they’re so damn cute)

]]> By: Xxypher http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-92 Xxypher Sat, 12 May 2007 16:30:18 +0000 http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-92 This comic is the awesome This comic is the awesome

]]> By: melissa http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-82 melissa Tue, 08 May 2007 23:49:11 +0000 http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-82 lmfao. can i have the tree??? PLEASE???? lmfao. can i have the tree??? PLEASE????

]]> By: Dave http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-79 Dave Tue, 08 May 2007 16:17:05 +0000 http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-79 The only time I talk to food is when it is already in my belly and causing me stomach pains. "Oh... why did I eat you 2 week old cheese? What did I ever do to you?" "Oh, mysterious peanut or something that looked like a peanut that I found underneath the couch. WHY?" The only time I talk to food is when it is already in my belly and causing me stomach pains.

“Oh… why did I eat you 2 week old cheese? What did I ever do to you?”

“Oh, mysterious peanut or something that looked like a peanut that I found underneath the couch. WHY?”

]]> By: Citizen Tard http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-78 Citizen Tard Sun, 06 May 2007 22:53:57 +0000 http://youngpeoplecurse.com/2007/04/30/this-tree-is-lonely/#comment-78 Why would you only yell at inanimate objects? There are plenty of animate ones worthy of your attention. Cats are a good example of this. When I see a cat, I loudly proclaim it to be a cat, just to let it know where it stands in the universe. Not dogs though. They try to attack me sometimes. Birds are excellent to yell at. They think they're soo good flying around like that, if they think they're so great, why don't they try dodging traffic on the road like the rest of us??? Cuz they DIE! So I yell that to them, and they fly off, probably to cry in their nest. But of all thigs to yell at, I enjoy yelling at my food the most. Sure people stare at me in restaurants, but I get great satisfaction from cursing and threatening things edible, and then declaring their future prominently. After telling that piece of toast that you're "gonna masticate it to death", seeing it quiver in my hands appeases my soul. And it tastes like victory. I also believe it polite to then tell the toast it is firmly within mah belly... for now. Why would you only yell at inanimate objects? There are plenty of animate ones worthy of your attention. Cats are a good example of this. When I see a cat, I loudly proclaim it to be a cat, just to let it know where it stands in the universe. Not dogs though. They try to attack me sometimes. Birds are excellent to yell at. They think they’re soo good flying around like that, if they think they’re so great, why don’t they try dodging traffic on the road like the rest of us??? Cuz they DIE! So I yell that to them, and they fly off, probably to cry in their nest.
But of all thigs to yell at, I enjoy yelling at my food the most. Sure people stare at me in restaurants, but I get great satisfaction from cursing and threatening things edible, and then declaring their future prominently.
After telling that piece of toast that you’re “gonna masticate it to death”, seeing it quiver in my hands appeases my soul. And it tastes like victory. I also believe it polite to then tell the toast it is firmly within mah belly… for now.

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